A Christmas Story: A free audio e-book for you!

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And I send this to all of our readers, no matter whether you celebrate Christmas in your culture or not – may you all have a wonderful and prosperous 2009.

Christmas is almost on us again. For many thousands of people this Christmas is not going to be quite as shiny and happy as those in the past. A lot of people will be facing an uncertain future or are worried about what 2009 will bring. Well, maybe this gift from us, an e-book version of one of the most celebrated stories of hardship, poverty, redemption and generosity will help make this Christmas a little brighter and remind us all that at the heart of this celebration is the idea of sharing with others, bringing goodwill and happiness into our lives and those of others and re-affirming the bonds of caring and feeling between us .

This is a completely free e-book that you can run on your desktop with all of the audio files installed on your computer or you can choose to view and listen to it on our website.

The English4Today e-book version contains full text as well as a complete reading of the book so that you can either just listen, just read or do both!

We’ve provided the e-book in three different formats so that everyone can access it and enjoy it:

  • FULL Version : a software desktop edition, Windows only, with ALL sound files – 117MB – this is a big download but you will have all of the sound files on your desktop and it is an ideal format for schools, libraries and ‘on the road’ reading.
  • LITE Version: a software desktop edition, Windows only. Exactly the same as the FULL version but you will need an Internet connection to listen to the sound files. The advantage? Well, it is only a 4.5MB download compared to the 117MB of the full version.
  • ONLINE Version: a web-based version with the same contents but no downloadable components. Listen and read online.

And here are a couple of screenshots of a Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens an audio e-book from English4Today:

Christmas Carol Screenshot

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Acronyms : OMG they are everywhere!

Question from English4Today member Vin in the USA:

What is it called when letters are substituted for words, i.e., LOL stands for Laugh out loud.

Hi Vin, they are everywhere and they are called ‘acronyms‘!

An acronym was originally a pronounceable word made from the initial letters of other words. For example, NATO for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

As acronyms have invaded our lives more and more we have started to coin other shorthand versions such as TV for Television, USA for United States of America, IOU for I Owe You (a debt), MD for Medical Doctor, or CEO for Chief Executive Officer which are not acronyms in the original sense of being a ‘new pronounceable word’ made up of the first letters but which we still pull into our bulging bag of acronyms.

Acronyms : OMG they are everywhere!

Mnemonic AcronymAcronyms are often used as mnemonics, a device for helping you remember something. You’ll often see this sort of usage in training manuals and self-help manuals. An illustration of this sort of acronym would be one that I found on a quick trawl of the Internet; taking the word ‘HOPE’ as an acronym for ‘Hanging Onto Positive Expectations’. You may remember other similar acronyms from your school days designed to help you remember a spelling rule, historical event or math equation. I remember, for example, ROYGBIV, a mnemonic acronym for remembering the colors of the rainbow – Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet – a pretty senseless sounding acronym but one that has stuck in my mind since I was around seven years old!

But where acronyms have really exploded and become a sub-language of their own is through text messaging, the Internet and email where the ‘need for speed’ has led to the creation of hundreds of new acronyms that are used globally by millions of people. Your example, LOL for ‘Laugh Out Loud’ is one of the most used of these Internet acronyms. Here is a list of some of the other common Internet acronyms used in emails, SMS and text messaging. Hope it helps, CU!

Common Acronyms Used in SMS, Text and Internet Chat:

A
AFAIK As far as I know
AFK Away from keyboard
AKA Also known as
AOL America Online
ASAP As soon as possible
ASL Age, sex, location
ATM At the moment
B
B/C Because
B4 Before
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBL Be back later
BCC Blind carbon copy
BF Boyfriend
BFF Best friends forever
BFN Bye for now
BOT Back on topic
BRB Be right back
BTW By the way
C
CC Carbon copy
CTN Can’t talk now
CU See you
CUL See you later
CYA See ya
CYE Check your e-mail
D
DIY Do it yourself
DL Download
DW Don’t worry
E
EG Exempli gratia (Latin: For example)
EOD End of discussion
ETA Estimated time of arrival
F
F Female
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FOFL Falling on the floor laughing
FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition
FWIW For what it’s worth
FYI For your information
G
G2G Gotta go
GB Goodbye
GF Girlfriend
GG Good game
GJ Good job
GL Good luck
GM Good match
GR8 Great
H
H/O Hold on
HH Ha-ha
HOAS Hold on a second
HTH Hope this helps
I
IAC In any case
IC I see
IDK I don’t know
IE Id est (Latin: That is)
IIRC If I remember correctly
IK I know
IM Instant Message
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMO In my opinion
IOW In other words
IRT In reply to
J
J/K Just kidding
JC Just curious
JK Just kidding
K
K OK
KIT Keep in touch
KWIM Know what I mean
L
L8 Late
L8R Later
LMAO Laughing my a** off
LOL Laugh out loud
M
M Male
MMA Meet me at
MMB Message me back
MSG Message
MYOB Mind your own business
N
N/A Not Available
NC No comment
NE1 Anyone
NM Not much
NP No problem
NRN No reply necessary
NW No way
O
OMG Oh my gosh
OT Off topic
OTOH On the other hand
P
PDA Public display of affection
PHAT Pretty hot and tempting
PIR People in room
PK Player Killing
PLZ Please
POS Parent over shoulder
PPL People
Q
QT Cutie
R
RE Regarding
ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
RPG Role Playing Game
RT Real-time
RTFM Read the flippin’ manual
S
SMH Shaking my head
SOS Someone over shoulder
SOSO Same old, same old
SP? Spelling?
STR8 Straight
SUP What’s up
T
TBC To be continued
TBH To be honest
TC Take care
TGIF Thank goodness it’s Friday
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TIC Tongue in cheek
TISNF That is so not fair
TLC Tender love and care
TMI Too much information
TOH Typing one-handed
TTFN Ta-ta for now
TTYL Talk to you later
TY Thank you
U
U2 You too
UR You are
V
VBG Very big grin
W
W/ With
W/E Whatever
W/O Without
W8 Wait
WB Write back (e-mail)
WOOT Way out of topic
WTG Way to go
X
XOXO Hugs and kisses
Y
Y Why
YRG You are good
YW You’re welcome
Z
ZZZ Sleeping

Happy New Year! But where does it come from?

New Year Luck Donuts! You might be wondering what that has to do with New Year or the English language – well read on and you’ll find out why Homer Simpson’s love of donuts may be his personal ‘lucky charm‘.

First, Happy New Year to all of our listeners, readers, members of English4Today and English4Today students.

When you’ve grown up in a Western culture, you probably think that New Year’s Day on January 1st is a pretty universal festival. After all, January 1st is the same all over the world so the new year starts at the same time everywhere. Well, in one sense this is true as the Gregorian Calendar (the 12 month calendar we now use) is used all over the world for commercial, transport and communications purposes. But a lot of cultures still keep a place for their own calendar and most of us know that Chinese New Year, for example, does not fall on the same day as the Gregorian Calendar proscribes and that the Chinese New Year festival is a party worth getting an invitation to.

Celebration of the new year is probably one of the oldest festivals around dating back to around 2000 BC when the Babylonians celebrated the new year at the start of Spring (the Vernal equinox). Spring seems a good time to start a new year but the Romans clearly didn’t feel that this worked for them and in 153 BC the Roman Senate set January 1st as the start of a New Year where it has stayed ever since.

The Romans changed the time of year when the new year started but they hung on to some important traditions that we still continue with today. The New Year’s resolution – an undertaking to do something positive in the coming year – dates back to the Babylonians. Typically, we now make resolutions to do things like give up smoking, lose weight or become better people and typically these resolutions are pretty much forgotten about by the start of February when we fall back into our habitual patterns of behaviour.

Wishing others good luck, or wishing it for yourself is also part of the New Year tradition and we’ve carried through to the present some of the symbols of luck, usually in the form of a ring or circle as it symbolizes ‘coming full circle‘, that is, completing a year’s cycle. The Dutch believe that eating donuts on New Year’s Day will bring good fortune and the French have a special King’s Cake which is in the form of a circle and that has a small lucky token baked into it. It was also once believed that the first visitor on New Year’s Day would bring either good luck or bad luck the rest of the year.

So, that said, grab a few lucky donuts, have a Happy New Year, and I’m looking forward to sharing another great 12 months with you.

New Year’s Words and Words used in this posting:

  • resolution : an undertaking or promise (usually to oneself) to do something positive in the coming year
  • luck : good fortune arriving by chance
  • Gregorian Calendar : The modern calendar adapted from the Julian Calendar, conceived by the Roman’s, which fixes New Year’s day on the 1st January
  • Happy New Year! : traditional saying during the New Year holiday
  • donut : round, sweet bun usually deep-fried and coated with sugar
  • Homer Simpson : famous television cartoon character
  • lucky charm : a small object that the owner believes will bring them good luck

Positive Vocabulary List … absolutely juicy!

Be Positive: Here's how!

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Being positive is not always easy in a world that gives us plenty of reasons not to be!

Mainly to change the pace a little from the daily dose of grammar points that I send you, I thought I might give you a list of words that you can be positive about.

This is not a list I’ve compiled, in fact I’d find it hard to get too positive about some listed words like ‘drool‘ and ‘juicy‘ and I have a few doubts about just how much bending of the meaning we need to do to make words like ‘shy‘,’spice‘ and ‘tan‘ positive. Maybe that’s why the magazine, Competitors Journal, that first published this list of Bob Hitching’s Positive Words no longer exists!

Anyway, for those of us sitting in the Northern Hemisphere, winter is here and its time to ward off the cold, bleak weather with a bit of positive vocabulary. Who knows, you may even find that you can use one or two of these gems of positive vocabulary in your next email, letter or essay.

For those of you who are only listening to the podcast, you can find the printed list on the English4Today blog site or the Grammar FAQ.

So here it is … I hope you find it tangy, tasty and timeless!

 

Absolutely Absorbing Abundance Ace
Active Admirable Adore Agree
Alert A1 Alive Amazing
Appealing Approval Aroma Attraction
Award Bargain Beaming Beats
Beautiful Best Better Bits
Boost Bounce Breakthrough Breezy
Brief Bright Brilliant Brimming
Buy Care Certain Charming
Chic Choice Clean Clear
Colorful Comfy Compliment Confidence
Connoisseur Cool Courteous Coy
Creamy Crisp Cuddly Dazzling
Debonair Delicate Delicious Delightful
Deluxe Dependable Desire Diamond
Difference Dimple Discerning Distinctive
Divine Dreamy Drool Dynamic
Easy Economy Ecstatic Effervescent
Efficient Endless Energy Enhance
Enjoy Enormous Ensure Enticing
Essence Essential Exactly Excellent
Exceptional Exciting Exclusive Exhilaration
Exotic Expert Exquisite Extol
Extra Eye-catching Fabled Fair
Famous Fantastic Fashionable Fascinating
Fab Fast Favorite Fetching
Finest Finesse First Fizz
Flair Flattering Flip Flourishing
Foolproof Forever Fragrance Free
Freshness Friendly Full Fun
Galore Generous Genius Gentle
Giggle Glamorous Glitter Glorious
Glowing Go-ahead Golden Goodness
Gorgeous Graceful Grand Great
Guaranteed Happy Healthy Heartwarming
Heavenly Ideal Immaculate Impressive
Incredible Inspire Instant Interesting
Invigorating Invincible Inviting Irresistible
Jewel Joy Juicy Keenest
Kind Kissable K.O. Know-how
Leads Legend Leisure Light
Lingering Logical Longest Lovely
Lucky Luscious Luxurious Magic
Matchless Magnifies it Maxi Memorable
Mighty Miracle Modern More
Mouthwatering Multi Munchy Natural
Need New Nice Nutritious
O.K. Opulent Outlasts Outrageous
Outstanding Palate Palatial Paradise
Pamper Passionate Peak Pearl
Perfect Pick-me-up Pleasure Pleases
Plenty Plum Plump Plus
Popular Positive Power Precious
Prefer Prestige Priceless Pride
Prime Prize Protection Proud
Pure Quality Quantity Quenching
Quick Quiet Radiant Ravishing
Real Reap Recommendation Refined
Refreshing Relax Reliable Renowned
Reputation Rest Rewarding Rich
Right Rosy Royal Safety
Save Satisfaction Scores Seductive
Select Sensitive Sensational Serene
Service Sexy Shapely Share
Sheer Shy Silent Silver
Simple Singular Sizzling Skilful
Slick Smashing Smiles Solar
Smooth Soft Sound Sparkling
Special Spectacular Speed Spicy
Splendid Spice Spotless Spruce
Star Strong Stunning Stylish
Subtle Success Succulent Sun
Superb Superlative Supersonic Supreme
Sure Sweet Swell Symphony
Tan Tangy Tasty Tempting
Terrific Thoroughbred Thrilling Thriving
Timeless Tingle Tiny Top
Totally Traditional Transformation Treat
Treasure Trendy True Trust
Ultimate Ultra Unbeatable Unblemished
Undeniably Undoubtedly U Unique
Unquestionably Unrivaled Unsurpassed Valued
Valuable Vanish Varied Versatile
Victor Vigorous Vintage V.I.P.
Vital Vivacious Warm Wealth
Wee Whiz Whole Whopper
Winner Wise Wonderful Worthy
Wow! Youthful Yule Young
Zap Zeal Zest Zip
Zoom 101 1990s 20th Century
Mmmm Sshhhh! Top of the Pops/ Crops /Hops It refreshes the… other…. cannnot reach
SOS A step ahead A racing start Growing demand
Take the biscuit On the right foot Softly, softly Making an impression
So-so Maximum protection Get up and glow Stands supreme
The ultimate Hi! Star in its own right An eye for bargains
Heaven sent A shining example The bare necessities Make the penny drop
Shoulder to cry on Get it together Really cool The one
King of the Goodness only knows Easy as 1 2 3 (ABC) Nothing to declare
Brightens up Adds distinction Goes without saying The
No 1 Child’s play Sounds good Take pride
Take some beating Set the pace Sky high Second to none
Save a packet Rest easy Run for my money It’s ‘in’
Pole position Perfect combination On my wavelength Just like that
All systems Mint condition Make dreams come true Make my day
Knock spots off 5 star Extend your scope Down to a fine art
Does the trick Draws me back Think ahead

Course required : English for scammers!

Most of us get bucketfuls of spam every day and it’s become a daily ritual deleting emails that have slipped past the spam blockers and filters. It’s very rare that I get an obvious scam email and feel like sharing it with the world but this one is the exception and I have to thank ‘Pansy’ (what an excellent name for a scammer!) for sending me this. Of course, it’s the language that I love … I don’t think I really need to say much more … I’ll just let you enjoy it as well!

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Sir/Madam,

Your current situation has been discussed to the compulsory commissions, and upon conscientious consideration, we are able to offer to you the subsequent prospect.

Based upon conscientious consideration you make the grade to receive a openhanded benefit on your primary property investment.

By completing the subsequent attached form in a timely manner we will be able to complete our assessment, and we feel firm you will receive not only a reduced rate of interest, but also a cash return that will carry out all your holiday needs and more!

With kindest regards,

Pansy Bell

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